If you are a male of the human species, sooner or later you will be required to do one of the following:
-Learn to love sports
-Learn to fake loving sports
-Be indifferent to sports and risk having nothing to talk about with your male friends
I HAVE A PENIS, AND I HATE SPORTS takes a tongue-in-cheek look at the history of sports, plus offers helpful and humorous information about how to appear knowledgeable and interested in sports even though you secretly don’t care.